Look, you're the one asking me to do this shit for you. You want a good show? You got one. You don't get to damn well go getting sour for it when I give you exactly what you asked for just 'cause I'm ethical about who I make jokes about.

I get that you're probably going to have some kind of horrible mangly wheel of torture thing and that there's not a lot I can do about that but this is too far.

My stand-up, my rules. You don't get to touch that just 'cause you were tragically born without a working sense of godsdamn humor.